1. Get used to eating sandwiches wrapped in plastic. They are everywhere. 2. For Girls: Buy ten more pairs of leggings. For Boys: Buy ten more pairs of khaki shorts. 3. Lose the idea that showering is necessary. It’s not, and dry shampoo is proof of that. 4. Get to know your professors. They will [...]

This post may come off as a little cocky, so I’m going to try my best not to sound that way. But, hey, when you’re a part of the best school out there, it’s hard not to brag a little bit. Recently, I’ve realized that everyone – parents, hometown friends, future employers – generally love [...]

“Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.” –Benjamin Franklin That sounds lovely, ole’ Benji. Clearly, you are not a college student in 2012. Someday I’ll call you and explain Twitter and Snooki and get you brought back up to speed… College is full of wonderful, exciting experiences. The trouble [...]

Hello again. Are you going anywhere cool for Spring Break? That was clever, you took it literally and said that you aren’t going anywhere with a moderate climate. Touché. I have come to share a story of love, deceit, and ultimately, redemption. Not really. I am no such wordsmith, and this is not the proper [...]